Love over Avacados

Okay, this picture is just making my brain go "WHA!", but it has an avacado in it so it will pertain to my story!

The other day I was at Reams grocery shopping and was headed over to grab a few of these yummy things! And what to my surprise but did I find a skankily dressed young woman giggling to much older man.

"Oh (giggle giggle) do you squeeze them to see how ripe they are?"

"Yes!"

"Oh (giggle giggle) I never knew that (giggle giggle)"

"Oh!"

And so on and so forth went this cute little couples conversation, "where do you work?" "I own my own company" "wow" " yes me and my brother-in-law own it" blah blah blah. So this little love/giggle fest kept me from attaining the veg I was in need of, so off I went to get my fish. But somehow that coupld followed me around the store, giggling and making flirtatious comments. I could hardly stand it and was ready to just leave, so as I traveled to the front of the store to join the long ques of people, I noticed them once again. They were now exchanging numbers. The old man fumbled briefly to find a card, worried I think that if he hesitated a moment longer this young "lady" might realize what she was doing. Much to the delight of both their raging hormones, he was able to find his card. A few more giggles, a little grocery purchase and the trophy was out the door. The man was all smiles. I watched his smile grow bigger as I am sure he imagined what he was going to tell his children, "we found our love over avacados."